fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

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amandapalmer:

debuting a brand new song tonight (surprise) for the theater majors at bard college, many of whom won’t care, which makes it perfect. the song is going to be stripped and ripped into pieces and thrown to the wolves of the rehearsal process this weekend, when those auditioning will be writing their own lyrics for certain sections. even my songwriting is becoming ephemeral art. i must say, it’s liberating.

amandapalmer:

debuting a brand new song tonight (surprise) for the theater majors at bard college, many of whom won’t care, which makes it perfect. the song is going to be stripped and ripped into pieces and thrown to the wolves of the rehearsal process this weekend, when those auditioning will be writing their own lyrics for certain sections. even my songwriting is becoming ephemeral art. i must say, it’s liberating.


sick-bubblegum-bass:

 *sex and grunge*

sick-bubblegum-bass:

*sex and grunge*

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deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

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